Like every other member of the MIT
Class of '82, I wanted to move to California. It would be warm, there would be
lots of women, we'd play volleyball every day, it would never rain. So we all
moved to Silicon Valley where it gets pretty cold at night, there are no women,
nobody plays volleyball, and 1982 was the rainiest winter on record.
I worked at Hewlett-Packard's research labs in Palo Alto, a boring suburb
about 30 miles south of San Francisco. HP has a reputation for being the best
Fortune 500 for an engineer. This means that if you don't like it at HP, you
don't have to try working at any other big company. One of the most frustrating
parts about living in Palo Alto was that it was tantalizingly close to San
Francisco while being a world away in spirit. You couldn't just move to San
Francisco because there were no techie employers up there; you'd have to commute
an hour every day down to Palo Alto or the truly hellish towns farther south.
My friend Gwyn went to Yale so she knew a lot of yuppies in the San
Francisco financial industry. One time she took me to a friend's apartment on
Russian Hill. His view stretched from the Golden Gate Bridge in the west to the
Bay Bridge in the east. His apartment opened onto a huge roof-top flower garden.
His rent was the same as mine. He walked out his door into cafes, art galleries,
and thousands of desperate single women. If I could somehow contrive to live and
work in San Francisco, that would be a kind of paradise. It never happened. I
moved back to gray flat Boston to work at a start-up company with some friends
and tried to put the image of that apartment on Russian Hill out of my
The best dim sum place in Chinatown isn't quite in Chinatown; it is Yank Sing
on Battery Street just across from the Embarcadero One building (where you can
park for $4 or so on weekends).
You have to go here to take a picture of the four Victorian "Painted Ladies"
that constitute "Postcard Row":
Sic Transit Gloria Hippie (Haight-Ashbury)
Dust off your copy of the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
and walk around the birthplace of the 1960s
counterculture. How has Haight-Ashbury changed since then? In 1998, on one corner
of the intersection between Haight and Ashbury there is a Ben and Jerry's shop;
on the opposite corner, a Gap.
The crepe place next to Ben & Jerry's serves really good crepes at low
prices and has a clean restroom! Highly recommended.
Golden Gate Park
Golden Gate Park is
the largest urban park in the U.S. so far as I know (3.5 x 0.5 miles). If the
flower greenhouses and Japanese Tea Garden (see "museums") are a little too
effete for you, check out the bison range.
Golden Gate Bridge
San Francisco really isn't a great museum city. There are a bunch of
serviceable museums in Golden Gate Park, but they can't compete with their
landscaping. The Asian Art Museum is the best of these, and its landscaping, a
full-scale Japanese Tea Garden, is worthwhile. The M.H. de Young Memorial Museum
is almost completely generic as to structure and collection, except that they
kicked the European art out into the Legion of Honor over by the Golden Gate
Down by the Civic Center, the new Museum of Modern Art is a splendid building
filled with mostly appallingly ugly items.
If it is a nice day, you're probably better off spending your time walking
The Japanese Tea Garden
Adjacent to the Asian Art Museum in Golden Gate Park is the Japanese Tea
You can actually sit down and order tea.
The San Francisco Opera is the second best in the United States (after the
Metropolitan in New York) but they perform in the drably functional War Memorial
Opera House in a dreary part of town. Davies Symphony Hall is a much more
interesting modern building nearby even if the San Francisco Symphony isn't one
of our very best ensembles.
At the western edge of the city, more or less surrounding Golden Gate Park, is
a quiet almost suburban neighborhood: the Sunset.
Famous for hot tubs and BMWs before Reagan made
everyone (well, everyone with an MBA) rich enough to buy hot tubs and BMWs, Marin
County also contains natural treasures. My favorite among these is Muir Woods
National Monument. This sizable redwood forest is only about a 45-minute drive
from downtown San Francisco, over the Golden Gate Bridge and down through hills
toward the sea.
If you have an afternoon, a great way to spend it is walking deep into Muir
Woods, then turn left up the Dipsea Trail to a ridge over the ocean. You leave
the moist dark redwoods and come out into Alpine fields, usually with a view of
the Golden Gate and the city. It is only about 4 miles round-trip; pick up a map
at the ranger's station.
Point Reyes National Seashore is also pretty well-liked by locals, especially
for its lighthouse, but I personally haven't explored it much. If you just keep
going north, you'll end up in Humboldt County, home to some of the most
innovative marijuana agriculture in the nation.
If you don't want to drive far from the city, one of the closest and easiest
hikes is Tennessee Valley Trail. This is basically a dirt road that gentle slopes
down to the beach.
Oakland is probably the most interesting town in the Bay Area but I haven't
explored it (beyond the famous landmark Paramount Theater).
If you like to see office workers from San Francisco spilling drunkenly out of
rented limos and touring wineries owned by rich folks from Silicon Valley and
Hollywood, Napa and Sonoma are for you. Photographic opportunities are most
abundant when the grass is green and the mustard is flowering. This would be
roughly January through March. I went there in October after the grapes had been
picked. Here are my photos of the scorched earth:
My favorite photo from my last trip to Napa Valley was actually taken on the
way back, in Richmond, at the northern tip of San Francisco Bay:
It looks a lot more impressive in the version at the bottom of my
Fuji 617 review.