"Duluth! The word fell upon my ear with a peculiar and indescribable
charm, like the gentle murmur of a low fountain stealing forth in the midst of
roses; or the soft, sweet accents of an angel's whisper in the bright, joyous
dream of sleeping innocence."
--- James Proctor Knott, in the House of Representatives, 1871
Wednesday, June 2
You might have toured Venice in a gondola, trekked the Himalayas, and slept in
the Louvre, but you haven't lived until you've been on a cruise around
Duluth's
harbor. Here is the magnificent industrial face of America that is so often
hidden from Easterners. Duluth's industry is storing stuff that comes in by rail
from the Heartland and loading it onto boats for shipment to the Great Lakes
region, the East, and the World. Massive grain elevators and iron ore docks are
numerous, but the city's pride is a new mountain of coal emptied by a $200
million German-built conveyor system
that won the Civil Engineering Award, previously given to the Hoover Dam and
the Golden Gate Bridge.
Kirk, a good looking Scandinavian-American college kid, filled me in on life
in his hometown.
"Lake Superior is 400 miles long. Even now the water isn't above 37 degrees.
When the wind comes off that water, you get a wind-chill of -100 degrees. The
economy is dead flat due to the collapse in iron ore mining. Once I finish my
manufacturing management degree, I'm moving to Colorado."
Why Colorado?
"I lived there for one year in high school, and it beats Hell out of
Duluth."
Town Babbitts are not giving up without a fight. They spent $20 million to
build a container handling terminal; it was used once for a demonstration 10
years ago. They spent $15 million for a fine convention center; it is in Duluth.
They turned a brewery on the lake into a Ghiradelli Square upscale shopping mall
clone; it was empty.
You won't begrudge the Feds those gas tax dollars if you get back
on an Interstate highway after a few days of hard travel on two-lanes. I-35S to
Minneapolis
makes for lovely driving, if a bit dull due to the lack of towns, hills, lakes,
or color in the trees. The only thing that breaks up the monotony are the
occasional casinos! That's right, the Indians are sovereign and, with partners
from Las Vegas, operate huge casinos for Minnesotans. The result is Vegas without
the high-rises and Mafia feel.
The Twin Cities rise up like Oz out of the flat landscape, "divided by the
Mississippi River and united by the belief that the inhabitants of the other side
of the river are inferior."
Minneapolis went whole hog for mirrored-glass megaliths, which isn't so bad;
Mies van der Rohe looks a lot better after staring at trees for 15 hours.
Everything works here to an appalling degree. The bus shelters are beautiful
glass gazebos with piped-in classical music (nice Mozart and Chopin; no
angst-inducing Mahler here). Buses run on time. People would be shocked to pay a
crushing tax burden and receive nothing in return.
This is an UnCity in many ways. A fundamental difference between village life
and city life is that primary relationships are replaced with functional
relationships. In the village you buy your food from Bob, whom you've known since
childhood, who happens to be working in the supermarket. In the city you buy your
food from a supermarket clerk whom you could see every day and never learn his
name. Minneapolitans haven't understood this. When you walk into a store or a
restaurant, people say hello to you, unlike in Boston, where they'd wait for you
to approach them and attempt to transact business. Here you relate as people
first, as consumer and vendor second.
Moll Flanders
would have had a delightful time here: natives are woefully unprepared for the
sort of malevolent self-invention that is possible in cities. At a touring
performance of Aspects of Love, I sat next to a local family. One of the
daughters had lived her whole life in Minneapolis; she invited me to come visit
the next day and go sailing. Her sister, though so clear of eye and smooth of
skin that it would be difficult to believe that anything bad had ever happened to
her, had been schooled in suspicion and human evil at Harvard Law School. She
remembered an intangible obligation for the benefit of her naive sister and nixed
the invitation.
Oh yes, even if you don't care for Andrew Lloyd-Webber, try
to see Aspects of Love. It is more than your average love
pentalateral with incest.
To the extent that anonymity and functional relationships are beginning to
prevail here, it distresses people as much as it might have an 18th-century
Londoner. I walked into a Vietnamese restaurant in artsy Uptown. The only other
customers were Eric and Laurel, who looked a bit like movie actors. Eric had
short blond hair over a trim but solid Midwestern build. Laurel had leggy
delicate features and a sideways baseball cap over long blond hair. They cooked
gourmet food for a bed-and-breakfast in a Wisconsin town an hour from
Minneapolis. Although they looked quite happy with each others' company, Laurel
immediately greeted me with a friendly "hello," and we started to chat about
their life in a community of 175 versus their old life in the city.
Didn't they miss the potential for human contact in the city?
"I lived here for three years, and I think it is much harder to meet people in
a city," noted Eric. "Everyone knows everyone else in our village, and people
park with the keys in the ignition."
"It isn't as backward as you might think. We have intellectuals in our town
who live semi-communally and home-school their children," Laurel added.
How was it working out?
"We were skeptical at first, thinking that kids needed to be socialized with
each other, but the home-schooled children seem so much happier, better adjusted,
and better educated than factory-schooled children."
I parted from Laurel and Eric with an invitation to drop in anytime they had a
spare room.

I thought that the Canadians had us beat in mall culture, but that was
before I drove 20 minutes south to the Mall of America, formerly a baseball
stadium, where over 12,000 people work and 100,000 shoppers can roam in comfort.
The central courtyard comfortably accommodates a Snoopy theme park with roller
coaster, and stores have street addresses. It was a disappointment, however.
Instead of 10 times as much variety, the mall just has 10 near-clones of each
type of store. There are plenty of things that one can't buy in the mall--even
Berlin's KaDeWe department store has a broader range of goods.
"Duluth! The word fell upon my ear with a peculiar and indescribable
charm, like the gentle murmur of a low fountain stealing forth in the midst of
roses; or the soft, sweet accents of an angel's whisper in the bright, joyous
dream of sleeping innocence."
--- James Proctor Knott, in the House of Representatives, 1871
Wednesday, June 2
You might have toured Venice in a gondola, trekked the Himalayas, and slept in
the Louvre, but you haven't lived until you've been on a cruise around
Duluth's
harbor. Here is the magnificent industrial face of America that is so often
hidden from Easterners. Duluth's industry is storing stuff that comes in by rail
from the Heartland and loading it onto boats for shipment to the Great Lakes
region, the East, and the World. Massive grain elevators and iron ore docks are
numerous, but the city's pride is a new mountain of coal emptied by a $200
million German-built conveyor system
that won the Civil Engineering Award, previously given to the Hoover Dam and
the Golden Gate Bridge.
Kirk, a good looking Scandinavian-American college kid, filled me in on life
in his hometown.
"Lake Superior is 400 miles long. Even now the water isn't above 37 degrees.
When the wind comes off that water, you get a wind-chill of -100 degrees. The
economy is dead flat due to the collapse in iron ore mining. Once I finish my
manufacturing management degree, I'm moving to Colorado."
Why Colorado?
"I lived there for one year in high school, and it beats Hell out of
Duluth."
Town Babbitts are not giving up without a fight. They spent $20 million to
build a container handling terminal; it was used once for a demonstration 10
years ago. They spent $15 million for a fine convention center; it is in Duluth.
They turned a brewery on the lake into a Ghiradelli Square upscale shopping mall
clone; it was empty.
You won't begrudge the Feds those gas tax dollars if you get back
on an Interstate highway after a few days of hard travel on two-lanes. I-35S to
Minneapolis
makes for lovely driving, if a bit dull due to the lack of towns, hills, lakes,
or color in the trees. The only thing that breaks up the monotony are the
occasional casinos! That's right, the Indians are sovereign and, with partners
from Las Vegas, operate huge casinos for Minnesotans. The result is Vegas without
the high-rises and Mafia feel.
The Twin Cities rise up like Oz out of the flat landscape, "divided by the
Mississippi River and united by the belief that the inhabitants of the other side
of the river are inferior."
Minneapolis went whole hog for mirrored-glass megaliths, which isn't so bad;
Mies van der Rohe looks a lot better after staring at trees for 15 hours.
Everything works here to an appalling degree. The bus shelters are beautiful
glass gazebos with piped-in classical music (nice Mozart and Chopin; no
angst-inducing Mahler here). Buses run on time. People would be shocked to pay a
crushing tax burden and receive nothing in return.
This is an UnCity in many ways. A fundamental difference between village life
and city life is that primary relationships are replaced with functional
relationships. In the village you buy your food from Bob, whom you've known since
childhood, who happens to be working in the supermarket. In the city you buy your
food from a supermarket clerk whom you could see every day and never learn his
name. Minneapolitans haven't understood this. When you walk into a store or a
restaurant, people say hello to you, unlike in Boston, where they'd wait for you
to approach them and attempt to transact business. Here you relate as people
first, as consumer and vendor second.
Moll Flanders
would have had a delightful time here: natives are woefully unprepared for the
sort of malevolent self-invention that is possible in cities. At a touring
performance of Aspects of Love, I sat next to a local family. One of the
daughters had lived her whole life in Minneapolis; she invited me to come visit
the next day and go sailing. Her sister, though so clear of eye and smooth of
skin that it would be difficult to believe that anything bad had ever happened to
her, had been schooled in suspicion and human evil at Harvard Law School. She
remembered an intangible obligation for the benefit of her naive sister and nixed
the invitation.
Oh yes, even if you don't care for Andrew Lloyd-Webber, try
to see Aspects of Love. It is more than your average love
pentalateral with incest.
To the extent that anonymity and functional relationships are beginning to
prevail here, it distresses people as much as it might have an 18th-century
Londoner. I walked into a Vietnamese restaurant in artsy Uptown. The only other
customers were Eric and Laurel, who looked a bit like movie actors. Eric had
short blond hair over a trim but solid Midwestern build. Laurel had leggy
delicate features and a sideways baseball cap over long blond hair. They cooked
gourmet food for a bed-and-breakfast in a Wisconsin town an hour from
Minneapolis. Although they looked quite happy with each others' company, Laurel
immediately greeted me with a friendly "hello," and we started to chat about
their life in a community of 175 versus their old life in the city.
Didn't they miss the potential for human contact in the city?
"I lived here for three years, and I think it is much harder to meet people in
a city," noted Eric. "Everyone knows everyone else in our village, and people
park with the keys in the ignition."
"It isn't as backward as you might think. We have intellectuals in our town
who live semi-communally and home-school their children," Laurel added.
How was it working out?
"We were skeptical at first, thinking that kids needed to be socialized with
each other, but the home-schooled children seem so much happier, better adjusted,
and better educated than factory-schooled children."
I parted from Laurel and Eric with an invitation to drop in anytime they had a
spare room.

I thought that the Canadians had us beat in mall culture, but that was
before I drove 20 minutes south to the Mall of America, formerly a baseball
stadium, where over 12,000 people work and 100,000 shoppers can roam in comfort.
The central courtyard comfortably accommodates a Snoopy theme park with roller
coaster, and stores have street addresses. It was a disappointment, however.
Instead of 10 times as much variety, the mall just has 10 near-clones of each
type of store. There are plenty of things that one can't buy in the mall--even
Berlin's KaDeWe department store has a broader range of goods.
Continuing my research into Jewish settlement of the Midwest...
Friday, June 4
I breakfasted with Al, an attorney originally from Brookline,
Massachusetts.
"I came out here to work for the attorney general for a summer and then
decided to settle here. What shocked me about Minneapolis was that people had
faith in the system. No assumptions were made about the kinds of people who were
arrested. It wasn't just the prosecutor's office or the judicial system. People
believe in the government school system here.
"Life here is working out for me. My main problem now is that I'm upset with
myself. I spent a lot of my life pushing race-based affirmative action, and now
I'm beginning to think it is a mistake. I don't think Clinton is making a good
choice in nominating a civil rights attorney general."
Al was referring to a vigorous public debate of which I'd been blissfully
unaware. My increasing habit of ignoring newspapers was catching up with me.
After breakfast, I drove out to St. Paul's Cathedral, a reasonably faithful copy
of Rome's St. Peter's. Four mosaics under the dome celebrate cardinal Midwestern
virtues: Justice, Fortitude, Temperance, and Prudence. Any Italian will tell you
that one of the most important things about St. Peter's is that there are no
paintings; it is decorated with more impressive stone carvings, sculptures, and
mosaics. Yet somebody incongruously stuck a single oil painting on one of the
cathedral walls here.
A quick ride downhill to downtown St. Paul
was enough to convince me that St. Paul is Minneapolis's plain sister. The few
nice towers are separated by horribly ugly 1950s and '60s concrete monsters.
Although St. Paul is the state capital, the taste mavens at the Federal Reserve
Bank chose to locate their magnificent modern palace in downtown Minneapolis,
upstream on the other side of the Mississippi, 15 minutes away by Interstate.
About St. Paul, one might fairly say that there is no "there" there.
Heading northwest on I-94 listening to Minnesota Public Radio's
noontime classical program, the rolling hills unfolded before me under patchy
clouds and 65 degrees. I ate lunch in Sauk Centre, population 4000, with Wendy
and Angie, two recent high school graduates. Solid German-American girls born and
raised in this agricultural village, they hated having all of their secrets known
and believed. They were ready to move away to college and cosmetology school, but
not ready for anything as big and far away as the Twin Cities.
"Life here is really boring. School is boring and really easy. A lot of people
drink and smoke dope."
"What about all those `DARE to keep kids off drugs' T-shirts everyone here
seems to wear?" I asked.
"Well, probably more than half of our high school class has tried
marijuana."
So they thought Sauk Centre was losing the War on Drugs?"
"I wouldn't say that. I bet we'll be the last generation of dope smokers."
It is usually easy to forget America's Calvinist
heritage, but Sauk Centre will shove it in your face. Calvinists take seriously
the notion that ultimate judgment is reserved for God. We might be convinced that
we are right, but there is always a trace of doubt. This kept anyone from being
beheaded in the American Revolution (contrast that with the revolution in
humanist France). On the other hand, sometimes showing both sides of the coin
leads to bizarre results. In Germany, I'd sometimes asked why there weren't any
Nazi museums and people said, "Don't be ridiculous; why would we promote
something we should be ashamed of?" Folks in Sauk Centre just wouldn't understand
this.
Any town might be proud of a son who won the 1930 Nobel Prize for literature, the
first American to do so. But what if he won that prize by writing Main
Street, a book about how venal and narrow-minded the townspeople of
"Gopher Prairie" are? Sinclair Lewis was born here in 1885 and left to go to
Yale, travel the world, and settle in New York. His boyhood home is now on
Sinclair Lewis Avenue. Main Street has been renamed "Original Main Street". There
are banners all up and down this inspiration for Lewis proclaiming its status as
such. Weirdest of the weird was visiting the Chamber of Commerce Sinclair Lewis
Interpretive Center.
"I thought Sinclair Lewis had particular scorn for the kinds of boosters who
formed the Chamber of Commerce. How come they built this nice highway rest stop
for their most vicious satirist?" I asked the woman running a biographical
video.
"I don't know. I haven't read any of his books."
My AAA Triptik lavishly praises most of the country through which I'd roamed, but
about western Minnesota and eastern North Dakota, the only thing nice they could
find to say was that the highway has "good alignment and grade" (i.e., it is
ruler straight and pancake flat). It is true that eastern North Dakota is flat
enough that radio stations could mount their antennae on the roof of an old
Chevy. But there is real beauty in the open grasslands, numerous grass-filled
ponds, and extensive sky.
Tonight was my first night camping. There is nothing like a full moon
overhead, prairie grass underneath, 20 miles of separation from the nearest
houses, and ... the sound of 2000 Harley-Davidsons. Yes, I was at a motorcycle
rally where the free spirits of North Dakota convene, leather-clad and
helmetless.
"You can park your cage over there," waved a young woman.
"What's a `cage'?" I asked.
Everyone broke into uproarious laughter and passed the joke through the local
crowd. It turned out that any kind of car is a "cage"--thus did I augment my
previous store of biker wisdom and lingo, which had been limited to the aphorism
"Better your sister in a whorehouse than your brother on a Honda."
With assistance from the first passerby, I pitched my tent in the Caravan's
headlights. It was after 11:00 PM when I strolled around the main portion of the
rally, where people were getting tattoos and dancing to a live band. Free beer
lubricated social intercourse.
"Are neo-Nazi groups as popular out here as the media would have us believe?"
I started a conversation with a young woman.
"I've never seen any except on television," she replied while sipping a Coke.
"Our lives are centered around children, church, movies, and riding our Harleys
whenever we can. My husband works as a welder, I stay home with the kids, and we
live in a community of 100. It's a very quiet existence."
Has she thought about moving?
"I've lived a lot of places, but North Dakota is the best. A few people say
they are tired of it here and talk about leaving, but they never do. We
don't have the kind of crime and craziness that you see in big cities. People
stick together and have a real sense of community."
Determined to stir the pot, I pointed out that Bismarck, the state capital,
has only 1/200th the population of Los Angeles or New York and therefore it
wasn't surprising that there were fewer and less interesting crimes. My
interlocutor wasn't offended, though. Despite their often formidable appearance,
North Dakota bikers are a gentle group. Only once was I ever afraid of any of the
rally participants.
He was a 6' 3", 240 lb. guy with a black
beard and a beer gut poking out from under his black Harley T-shirt. At about
7:30 AM, he roughly shook a nearby camper awake and demanded, "Are you a Jew?"
The sleeper said, "No," and the big guy moved to the next tent, asking the same
question. By the time he got to me, I was concerned, but I nervously answered,
"Yes." He said, "Great! We need a tenth for a minyan."
Chapter IV:
Yellowstone
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