July 2
The booming metropolis of Whitehorse (pop. 22,000) is capital of the Yukon.
Here one finds an assortment of loud smoky bars, cheesy tourist traps, riverboats
old and new, and the pleasant Loose Moose cafe, where I took to diarizing.
Whitehorse is rich in history due to the vital role played by the Yukon River in
the settlement of the Klondike. This river flows out of the mountains just to the
south and then arcs northwest through Dawson City and eventually straight through
Alaska to empty into the Bering Sea near Nome. Before roads were built,
flat-bottomed paddlewheel steamers used to transport miners and supplies all
through the region. After touring the SS Klondike, conveniently beached in
downtown Whitehorse, I stopped to picnic by the river.
The Duke family was parked next to me. For two to four months each year, the
Dukes close their frame shop in Surrey and fly to North America, usually to
Florida, then drive cross-country and back. "We've done this 14 years in a row
now, although we've only been to Alaska three times so far," they allowed; it hit
me how little I'll know this great land even after this trip.
One mile from downtown, I parked at the hydroelectric dam's fish
ladder and was disappointed to find that the salmon don't come back here until
late July (it is rather far from the ocean after all). Just as I hauled
out my mountain bike, Kaarin appeared with Grizz, her dog, who looked unbearlike
despite his name. Kaarin is an Anglophone Montrealer who gave up on McGill after
she couldn't learn any more Arctic biology. She's going to spend next year at the
University of Alaska, Fairbanks, where they've an entire building devoted to the
subject. Alaska, incredibly enough, gives resident tuition rates to residents of
the Yukon and Northwest Territories. Kaarin has been living out of her old Chevy
hatchback and camping "wherever."

Kaarin directed me down a dirt road toward Miles Canyon and eventually off
onto some ski trails. I was beginning to get comfortable with my SPD pedals, but
the trail became very technical at times with as many as three logs to hop over
in one foot of trail. Under a resplendent blue sky, I zoomed through the woods,
trees to my left, the dark green waters of the Yukon to my right. The last bit of
the trail drops about 50' down the side of a steep slope. A flat trail notched
into the hillside would have been nice, but this was essentially a sideways line
on the slope. About halfway down, my back wheel started to slide over the edge. I
thought I was finished. Somehow I managed to modulate the brakes and balance to
keep it together. I wouldn't want to try it again.
Miles Canyon looked magnificent. The afternoon sun shone on 120,000 gallons of
water a minute rushing through a narrow granite gap. Red rock and deep jade water
make a striking contrast. I rode over a bridge to the other side of the Yukon and
up to a paved road looking over the Yukon behind the hydroelectric dam with
mountains in the background.
After a swim in the Lions Club pool and dinner, I met Kaarin downtown where
she is house-sitting. The house had been recently condemned by the city, and a
quick glance was enough to understand why. "In Canada, as long as tenants are
living in a condemned structure, they can continue to occupy it," Kaarin
explained.
We read the Yukon News personals, which are remarkably truly
personal! Anonymous meetings simply aren't possible in this town of 20,000.
Don't bother placing a standard ad, e.g., "Tired of superficiality? 30ish woman
of fine character and discernment wanted by thoughtful man for elegant dinners,
philosophical discussions, and serious commitment. Must measure 38D or larger."
You already know all the single women in town, and if you don't get on with them
you have the following options: move or get cable. Kaarin's friends had placed a
typical Yukon News personal: "Kaarin, The Queen of Carnage, coming soon to
a town near you. Adipose present [she'd had a job hacking adipose fins off fish],
work experience absent, maybe shave legs! Love and peace; the gang at 304."
Grizz's provenance was interesting.
"Rick left his wife, his child, and his dog, but I could only take his dog."
It turned out that Rick put his wife's head through a wall before leaving as
well, which made me wonder aloud why women couldn't find better men.
"They don't want better men," Kaarin responded. "At least that's what a friend
of mine says. He wears his hair in dreadlocks even though he's pretty
conservative. He claims that women only like men who are bad for them or at least
appear to be so. I think he's right because all the nice guys I know are
permasingle."
Permasingle? Is that like permafrost?
"That's what I call anyone who hasn't had a steady girlfriend or boyfriend for
years."
Kaarin is doing her share to make sure that the nice guys of the world stay
single. Her last boyfriend and she were together five days a week in a lakeside
cabin; on weekends, he went to the Big House to pay his debt to Yukon
society.
"My family back in Montreal was fond of referring to him as `The
Convict.'"
Saturday, July 3
I lunched at the Talisman Cafe with Lloyd, a heavy equipment operator who
moved here a year ago, and his girlfriend Ruth from Ontario. Lloyd was trying to
convince Ruth to move out here also. Lloyd is straightening the Alaska Highway
about 300 miles east of here, mostly with Caterpillar D9 bulldozers. He looked
remarkably fresh for a guy in his mid-40s who works construction 55
hours/week.
"I love my job. I'm going to be knocking over trees and pushing dirt around
until I'm 65. Do these look like the hands of someone who has worked construction
for 30 years?" Lloyd asked as he turned up his smooth palms. "I work in
air-conditioned or heated comfort. Mechanics grease and clean the machines."
Lloyd's mother was a schoolteacher, but she didn't object to his being pulled
out of school at age 15 to work on the farm. Lloyd wants better for his children,
but they thwart his desire by indulgence in alcohol and by working moronic
low-paying jobs.
"I've tried to get them into heavy equipment operation, but they can't be
bothered to try and double their pay. They're lazy because they've been living
with their mother, whom I divorced some years ago."
He seems to be doing better with Ruth, a vivacious fortysomething blonde who
is just a touch careworn from divorce and too many years tending bar.
"I don't know if I can move to Whitehorse. I've been having fun this weekend,
but I'm used to a variety of people," Ruth wondered.
"I'd expected the women of the Yukon to be built like me [6', 190 lb.] and the
men to be built like grizzly bears [9', 900 lb.]. Who was it that said, `You
won't find any Canadians in the North; only mad dogs and Scotsmen'? But actually
the spectrum of people I've met here has been pretty broad," I noted.
"Best of all, Whitehorse is swimming in beautiful women," Lloyd interjected
with a gleam in his eye.

Our waitress came over just then to underscore the issue. Erika, a stunning,
dark, tall 25-year-old Hungarian fashion plate, came here five years ago chasing
after her boyfriend, whom she ultimately married. If she lived in New York, she'd
be a haughty fashion model or a pampered East Side trophy wife. Life in
Whitehorse is different; her husband one night put a gun to her head and those of
their two toddlers. She's been on her own for two years working seven days at
week at three jobs (waitress, flower arranger, and dog trainer). She sees her
children about five hours a day and makes the equation balance by only sleeping
five or six hours a night.
"I was raised in Miskolc, a town of 600,000 next to Budapest. I was surrounded
by ambitious architecture and urban sophistication. Whitehorse has beautiful
people, but is too boring, untasteful, and full of junk."
Has she found romance here?
"I'm dating a 23-year-old. He's sensitive; he's a writer. But we don't get
along so well because he feels guilty about not wanting to settle down and make a
lifetime commitment. I don't pressure him to do anything, but he pushes
himself."
Erika was remarkably sunny, cheerful, and active for a single mother with
three jobs. She told me of her plans to drive 12 hours round-trip in a weekend to
attend the Dawson City music festival. Even that isn't a rich enough life for her
taste.
"I don't live the way I want to live. I'm just going to keep trying until I
get my way."
Two hours of beautiful driving brought me to Haines Junction.
Every mile of the road revealed a photo opportunity with wildflowers in the
foreground, a stream in the midground, and dramatic peaks in the background. Six
miles past the junction, I turned off onto the Alsek Road, which is a ribbon of
dirt heading straight for the highest mountains in Canada. A deep creek across
the road made further travel by minivan inadvisable. I hauled out the mountain
bike and tightened my SPD pedals to weld me a little more firmly to the bike. I
was, on the one hand, afraid of falling over and pulling the bike down on top of
me, but, on the other, was even more afraid of popping out of the SPDs just when
I needed power to keep me going through a rocky or muddy bottom.
The creek turned out
to be far worse than it looked. It flowed fast over a sandy bottom and was nearly
two feet deep. Thus were my shoes and socks soaked through in the first 100 yards
of the ride. The temperature was about 65 degrees but a 25-40 mph wind made it
feel much colder. Going directly into this wind was agony. I crawled along at a
few miles per hour while my ears hurt from the cold air rushing past. The trail
was so rocky or creek-strewn that I couldn't keep my eyes on the scenery. I
returned to the car ready to buy the next suspension mountain bike that crossed
my path.
As the edges of clouds began to tinge with color, I drove along the shores of
Kluane Lake, whose shimmering blue-green waters were once home to the world's
record trout (70 lb.). For an hour, I had Kluane Lake on my right and the
Icefield Mountains in the distance on my left. Rising up to about 20,000', these
mountains are also home to the world's largest nonpolar icefield. I was tempted
to stop and take a scenic flight, but my desire to reach Alaska was a bit
feverish. I drove until 11:00 PM and camped by the Donjek River.
July 4

As I passed Canadian customs, I reflected on the appropriateness of
re-entering the United States on Independence Day. My joy was postponed, however,
because a combination of road construction and 22 more miles of Canadian
territory delayed my homecoming. If you can survive in this wilderness, a flat
forested valley, you are apparently welcome to enjoy a 22-mile strip of Canada
without having to declare yourself. Until recently, the U.S. left nearly 100
miles of border land open in this manner, but customs and immigration were
recently moved to within half a mile from the boundary.
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"This unfortified boundary line between the Dominion of Canada and
the United States of America should quicken the remembrance of the more than a
century old friendship between these countries, a lesson of peace to all
nations."
--- stone monument erected by the Kiwanis International in 1982
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Whatever other kind of example it serves, the border is a great example of
tree cutting. Marking the border, the 141st meridian from the Arctic Ocean to Mt.
Saint Elias (600 miles) has been denuded of trees in a 20-foot-wide swath.
A mustache and paunch in uniform waved me into the U.S. without asking more
than "Did you buy any alcohol or other things in Canada?" My first real American
encounter was a few miles up the road at the Texaco. Paying $1.39/gallon for
gasoline would have made me apoplectic just a couple of weeks ago, but after the
US$2/gallon prices in Canada, it was a relief. Rhonda, the cashier, is a
schoolteacher in Oklahoma nine months of the year.
"I'm thinking of moving up here. The average Alaskan schoolteacher makes well
over $40,000 [the nationwide average was about $37,000], and they can retire with
full pension after 20 years. I'm not sure if I can handle the long dark winter
though."
Noting her naked ring finger, I pointed out that Alaska might be a good place
to meet men, who tend to predominate in such wilderness areas.
"That's what I came up here to avoid," she plaintively responded.
I arrived in Tok, Alaska, a rat shack town of 1000, at about 4:00
PM and promptly parked myself at the famous Gateway Salmon Bake, where one can
simultaneously satisfy cravings for barbecued salmon and reindeer sausage. Walter
Holland was clearing tables, and he exemplified what I was to later learn about
Alaskans. All one has to do to hear an interesting story is ask someone how he
got here.
"Oh, I walked up here from Mexico with a Malamute. It took me four years to
get this far, and I'm going to start walking/snowshoeing to Siberia when the
trails freeze over in October."
Was it a tough walk?
"Well, I walked from Connecticut to Oregon a few years ago. That took me three
years, but now I can pick up some cash anytime I want speaking about my walks in
public schools. My biggest problem is that the Malamute likes to attack
porcupines. I have to carry knock-out serum and a syringe so I can pull the
quills out."
What wisdom had he gained from his years on the road?
"Most towns are the same."
cf. Frederick Law Olmsted's A Journey through
Texas (1857): "It is our misfortune that all the towns of the Republic are
alike, or differ in scarcely anything else than in natural position and
wealth."
Driving the 200 miles from Tok to Fairbanks, I couldn't help
noticing how crowded Alaska felt. Despite a population density 1/300th that of
New York State, it still seems much more settled and less free than the Yukon
Territory. There are at least 10 times as many side roads, most of which go into
land owned by one of the native corporations established by Congress in the '70s.
The Indians used to regard their songs as private and the land as common. Times
have changed and "no trespassing" signs abound; one can't just throw down a tent
on any old spot as in the Yukon.
My perspective on Alaska had been largely formed by my first Alaskan friends,
whom I met in Amsterdam back in 1984. At one museum after another, I kept running
into Rick, a rugged bearded state prosecutor from Juneau, and Kathy, a statuesque
law student. We decided to accept Fate and team up.
"Alaska attracts people who are just too socially maladapted to live in the
Lower 48. It is theoretically the last place in the U.S. where people can nurse
their idiosyncrasies far from the intrusions of government and community," Rick
observed. "We used to catch people all the time with oversized weapons, such as
50 cal. machine guns. Their defense was always the same: `Well, a couple of years
ago I was charged by a grizzly. I shot him with my rifle and the bullet just
bounced off his forehead.'"
My favorite Rick and Kathy story starts with us touring
Amsterdam's Red Light District. We stopped to talk to one of the barkers, a guy
who pulls people in from the street to attend a sex show. Rick asked the barker
where most of his customers were from. He told us that Japanese and Germans were
his best customers, but that people came from all over the world. I then asked if
he didn't have to speak several languages in order to do his job. Of course, he
said, "I speak English, Dutch, German, Japanese, French, and one word of Hebrew."
"Oh," I inquired, "what's that, `Shalom'?" "No, it's mumphulumphul..ble," he
responded. "What does that mean?" we all asked. "It means `live fucking on
stage.'"

Shortly after crossing the Trans-Alaska Pipeline, which looks depressingly
insignificant for something that cost 8 billion 1977 dollars, I rolled into Delta
Junction, where the Alaska Highway ends. Right next to Milepost 1422, there is a
horrifying yellow sign with black schematic figures. A huge bison is crashing
into the front of a light truck, whose driver is being ejected from the vehicle
through the windshield. One of the truck's tires flies off toward the right. I
counted myself lucky that in six days on the Alaska Highway I'd suffered only a
flat tire while getting a real feeling for the size of the continent, meeting a
lot of interesting people, and not having to pay a dime for shelter.
Reflecting on this last point, it occurred to me that civilized man may indeed
have gone overboard in the shelter department. Thoreau thought that single men
should live in plywood coffins so that they'd not have to spend their days
working to pay rent. Today virtually all of us own steel-and-glass
coffins-on-wheels that, when supplemented by a tent, would seem to Thoreau like
luxury. Yet, despite the fact that we are already protected from inclement
weather, we insist on building ever more elaborate monuments to impress other
human beings. I was a few minutes into this thought when a country-western song
came on the radio: "My parents think I'm doing swell. I tell them that I'm
staying in Beverly Hills, sleepin' in the Hotel Coupe de Ville..."
I rolled past Calvary's Northern Lights Mission in the town of North Pole.
KJNP, "your 50,000 watt Arctic voice of the Gospel," took me right back to
medieval times and Thomas Aquinas's divine hierarchy with their 4th of July
prayer: "Thank you God for giving us this great land where all may worship in
tolerance. We know that all authority is established by you." I wondered how the
"tolerance" theme would have struck David Koresh.
David Koresh, born Vernon Wayne Howell, led a
fundamentalist Christian community in Waco, Texas that had stockpiled guns. The
Federal Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms laid siege to the compound for two
months during early 1993. Janet Reno authorized a military assault on the
compound in order to "protect the children inside". During the 6-hour assault on
April 19, 1993, 400 CS gas canisters were fired into the building and tanks
breached its walls. An ensuing fire and collapsing walls killed 75 of the 84
people inside the compound, including 25 children. The government prosecuted the
survivors on a variety of charges but failed to obtain convictions on the more
serious ones.
Monday, July 5 (a holiday still)

Fairbanks is Rat Shack Writ Large, but the University of Alaska's museum is
one of the world's most interesting per square foot. They've excellent exhibits
on the geography, wildlife, and history of each part of the state. There were
also some good films about the aurora borealis, which the bright sky keeps one
from seeing until September. After an hour there, I stopped at the nearby Pizza
Hut to write my diary. I'd just told the waitress, Lisa, a college kid from
Pennsylvania, how anonymous and frightening I found Fairbanks (pop. 77,000) after
the Yukon. Marcia and Tony leaned over from the booth next door and explained
that the pipeline project ruined Fairbanks.
"We used to have bumper stickers that said, `Happiness is 10,000 Okies heading
south with a Texan under each arm.' Prostitution and all other kinds of crime
came with the pipeline. Door locks on houses used to be unheard of, but now one
has to lock the house; everyone used to stop to help stranded motorists, now one
doesn't dare."
Marcia moved up here when her first husband started at the University of
Alaska. The Army sent Tony here rather than back for another tour of duty in
Vietnam because his brother was also in `Nam. Tony stayed to work construction.
Tony made me feel like a girlie-man driver with his tale of his most recent trip
up the AlCan. In order to save $6500, he bought his Chrysler minivan "Outside."
He left Tacoma, Washington, at 2:30 on a Tuesday afternoon and arrived here
Thursday at 10:30 PM. It was December, and he had unstudded, unchained,
all-weather radials.
"Driving is easier in the winter on the AlCan because all of the bumps are
filled in with snow and ice. I just set the cruise control on 80."
After poking around the tourist information offices and the mushing museum,
which are semi-interesting, I stopped in at a tour office and chatted with the
staff. When I noted that Fairbanks would not win any prizes for architecture, the
fellow there said that I should "think of Alaska as one big park and the cities
are just campgrounds." My next stop was Alaskaland, where admission is free and
the attitude is low-key. One of the most interesting portions is the aviation
museum, which highlights U.S./Soviet cooperation. I never knew that we sent 8000
fighters, bombers, and cargo planes via Alaska to the Russians during WWII! I'd
spent so much time reading magazine articles about Japanese superefficiency that
I'd forgotten our strengths. The United States in the 20th century had a
staggering amount of leftover energy and capital. We tipped the stalemated scales
of WWI. We rebuilt Germany in the '20s, by pumping in millions of dollars to
stabilize the mark after the hyperinflation of 1923. During WWII, we supplied the
Red Army and the British, used massive amounts of materiel to save American lives
while defeating both the Germans and the Japanese, and did 20 years of physics in
two years to build the A-bomb--a project the Brits gave up as too costly. We
rebuilt postwar Germany and Japan. Then we fought a Cold War with Russia and hot
wars in Korea, Vietnam, and Iraq without crimping the civilian economy too
badly.
Anxious to see a genuine tourist trap, I decamped to Marcia and Tony's
hometown hamlet of Ester and the Malamute Saloon. The show was nearly sold out
from bus tours, and it dawned on me that touring Alaska without reservations or a
place in an organized tour is a dicey proposition in the summer. All tourism here
is crammed into June, July, and August. Many activities are therefore
simultaneously shockingly priced and sold out. Furthermore, this ain't Paris,
where you can walk across the street and do something else if you can't get into
the opera; the next attraction may be 300 miles down the road.
One of my tablemates was a power engineer who was seduced into working on the
pipeline for 12 years, living one week up in Prudhoe Bay and then having a week
off down here. I noted that I'd been tempted to fly up past the Arctic Circle to
see the oil fields and Eskimo villages. Like most people I'd spoken to, Larry had
never developed much affection for the North Country.
"Imagine Kansas with millions of mosquitoes and more wind."
While we rubbed our feet in sawdust, four versatile actors told the story of
life in the original Alaskan mining towns in song and dance. They also recited
the Robert Service poem "The Cremation of Sam McGee" that I'd already heard
twice, such a staple is it of Alaskan tourism. In typically American fashion,
this English-Canadian poet has been appropriated without mention of the fact that
he rarely left the Yukon Territory.
"There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee."
One Alaskan commented that "it is our misfortune to have had a Robert Service
rather than a Robert Frost."
After the show, I rung up Tony, who came down the hill to fetch me
in his minivan. We drove up unmarked, unsigned, unmailboxed streets to his house
on the hill and went inside. Tony told me that he'd built this house himself for
Marcia and their family. Although its architecture was more functional than
decorative, it looked remarkably square and solid.

Tony complained about the outrageous property tax rates in Alaska (about 2% of
assessed value, or slightly lower than in Massachusetts). I pointed out that with
no sales tax, no income tax, and $4000/year in Permanent Fund checks (one for
Marcia, Tony, and each of their children still technically living at home), they
were in fact making a profit of about $2000/year by virtue of living here.
Remarkably, rather than bloat up the bureaucracy to absorb
excess oil revenue, the state distributes $1000/year directly to each Alaskan as
long as he or she remains in the state or is a full-time university student.
The interior was comfortably furnished, although dogs, a cat, and aquariums
inevitably created some disarray. I hadn't been inside more than a few minutes
before Marcia set before me two huge delicious made-from-scratch brownies topped
with four scoops of vanilla ice cream.
Don't come to Alaska if you don't want to eat hearty, son.
We talked until nearly 2. Tony told of his days as a Med-Evac team leader on a
helicopter in Vietnam. Wasn't it incredibly dangerous?
"We were under fire sometimes, but most of the time we were protected by
helicopter gunships."
So your helicopter never got hit?
"Oh we got hit all the time. The worst was one trip where the pilot was killed
by a machine gun shell through the chest. The Huey had hydraulic controls so it
remained stable, but the co-pilot had been wounded also and he froze up. I had to
help him fly the helicopter back to base. We'd been trained for that; it wasn't a
big deal."
Tony thinks the Vietnam veterans who complain of flashbacks and war trauma are
contemptible. Not only were so many people sent to Vietnam that one would expect
a fair number to have gone crazy afterwards, but the streets there were littered
with hallucinogens for sale, both synthetic and natural. Tony is more of the "I
did my job in the Army as best I could" ex-military guy as opposed to the
superpatriotic gung-ho Rambo type. He didn't even bother voting in the last
presidential election: "Bush conceded well before the polls closed here."
Marcia talked about how, as head teller in her bank, it was difficult to train
and motivate bank tellers. They only get paid $6/hour, though, and it seems that
they can't realistically hope of ever making enough to support a family properly.
Marcia spoke of the trials and tribulations of raising her adopted children with
her ex-husband. She'd always thought that parents were to blame for children who
dyed their hair orange or green, but changed her mind after coming home to find
half of her daughter's hair shaved away. "You can't be with kids 24
hours/day."
Tuesday, July 6
I wasn't up and showered until after 10, and by then Tony had come back from
his construction site because the required materials hadn't arrived. Marcia fixed
us all prodigious quantities of sourdough waffles, and we chatted some more while
looking at the Fairbanks paper. The top stories concerned a local boy who'd been
burned by an aerosol can in a campfire and a British Columbia man who'd bulldozed
his ex-girlfriend's house.
I wasn't allowed to leave without more of Marcia's home baking: a mammoth
banana bread. I went back to Fairbanks to look up a friend who'd given me
incomplete directions. I was reduced to flagging down a red Thunderbird driven by
a young-looking fellow with an attractive blonde companion. He filled in the
missing details and invited me to come to his house up the road if I couldn't
find it or needed the phone.
My friend wasn't home, so I went to the "Thunderbird house." As I drove up the
driveway, I was shocked to find that it was an architecturally tasteful
stone-faced quasi-mansion. This was really the nicest building, public or
private, that I'd seen since maybe Whitehorse or even Edmonton. Randy ushered me
in and introduced me to his wife, Cathy. They looked so young that I initially
thought it must be their parents' house.
Randy defends doctors in malpractice suits. The beautiful 32-year-old Cathy
was his second wife, and the young-looking Randy turned out to have two daughters
just out of college! East Coast attorneys his age wear the grime of 20 years of
recirculated skyscraper air around their sagging middle.
Randy and Cathy were delighted to find out that I knew Marion, daughter of
Bernard Kelly, one of Alaska's foremost plaintiff's attorneys. Cathy had worked
for a big medical malpractice insurer, which is how she and Randy met, and they'd
squared off in court with Kelly on several occasions. In the history of the state
of Alaska, only three or four doctors have ever been found liable for medical
malpractice; one of those cases Randy lost to Kelly.
We had a wide-ranging conversation for several hours, during which Cathy
offered me all kinds of ice cream and beverages. Cathy had moved here a year ago
from Lincoln Park (Chicago's equivalent of the Upper West Side) and was surprised
to find out how much civilization existed in the wilderness. She'd initially
labeled Randy Geographically Undesirable, but now found that even the winter
darkness wasn't so bad.
"In Chicago it was a bit dark when I'd go to work in the morning and
thoroughly dark by the time I got home at night. I don't really feel that I'd
ever had a significant amount of daylight to be robbed of."
Randy was raised in Arizona and likes the Western culture out here.
"People are always willing to open their hearts and their homes to strangers.
Alaska felt like home from the minute I landed here," Randy remembered. "Nobody
here in Fairbanks would move to Anchorage. Sure, it is a lot warmer there, but it
is so damp that it feels colder."
In response to my questions about how they'd met, Cathy spoke of her years
dating in Chicago. She couldn't understand why men weren't content to have a good
time night after night on dates without sleeping together. She didn't think that
the fact that men were paying for several dozen dinners, symphonies, etc.,
entitled them to sex.
"No matter how irrational the belief, men have to maintain the fantasy that
they are the one person who is really attractive to a woman. It is ultimately no
fun spending time with a woman who isn't attracted to me," Randy noted. "Men are
romantics. Male suicides outnumber female suicides by an order of magnitude.
Women think about raising children and are naturally more practical minded. They
don't look for soulmates but hunt practically for men who meet fixed criteria,
matching guys up against big checklists."
"Oh, that's completely false!" Cathy exclaimed. "Although, of course I
wouldn't date anyone who didn't have a postgraduate degree. And naturally he'd
have to have the proper sort of job. Well, and one couldn't really expect
anything lasting if one partner were neat and the other sloppy. ..."
General observation I about Alaskans: They divide the year into light
and dark almost as much as warm and cold. Daylight here is precious and people
are very conscious about losing it. Every weather report contains the length of
the day and, right now, how many minutes shorter it is than yesterday. Six
minutes may not seem like much to you or me, but several times I heard Alaskans
lament their imminent loss of the sun.
General observation II about Alaskans: The southern senators who
objected to Alaska's statehood in 1959 may have had a point. People here aren't
all that bound to the rest of the country. Alaskans speak of the Lower 48 as "The
States," and it sounds just as far away to them as it does to Americans I'd met
who were working in Cairo. People here feel themselves to be a breed apart with a
distinct culture and distinct capabilities. I wouldn't call them unpatriotic, but
I get the impression sometimes that if the Lower 48 were to sink into the ocean
tomorrow, it would make the front page of the Daily News-Miner for a day
and then life would go back to normal.
Reflections on finally reaching Alaska: How did I feel about finally
reaching my destination? Lucky to have driven 7000 relatively crash-free miles.
Awed by the size and variety on our continent--this just has to be the best piece
of real estate on the planet. Warmed by the good hearts of my fellow North
Americans. Daunted by the prospect of touring a state one-fifth the size of the
Lower 48 in just four weeks (three on land and one by ferry down the coast).
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